Trump is such an epic moron or a senile old man. Not sure which.
What a joke?? Seriously?? So can you sue your money then for transferring into cocaine then?? It can't be your fault if it is it's own entity??
Well in 2014 "better together" said "Voting No is the only way to stay in the EU"... OK... that lasted for a few years... Ding Ding... prepare for Round Two!!!
This is officially the best comeback ever! HBO was like "John, he threatened to sue again, but we have money, so do your worst!"
So... you got Vulture for the role?
Everyone who claims to be psychic ain't psychic, like those who use it for profit. Plus it depends on how you define psychic
If you google "dickey amendment" the very next question that people also ask is How many lives are saved by guns in America each year?
DID THEY SAY HE MASTURBATES TO SCHINDLER'S LIST?
You know that as soon as North Korea sees this show, they will work their asses off to make a missile capable of reaching 57 street.
Just when I thought I could watch a genuine piece by john oliver BAM it becomes about trump geez
He forgot to say slap like now
I Need the lyrics to this song. Best musical ever created in 2019
"A dog man falls in love with a baby" should be the synopsis for the whole Twilight Saga. "Edgy teenage girl overthrows OCD government and falls in love with a noob" might summarise Hunger Games. "Evil overlord gets beaten up by an edgy teenager, a coward and a nerd" summarises the Harry Potter series. And the news headline for a review on the Divergent series reads "series of books fucks up ending of a story about another girl rebel... but don't worry, we saw it coming." Warrior Cats should be "a Shakespearean tragedy featuring cats done in the style of Harry Potter. Expect character death and poorly developed romance." The Pegasus series could be summarised as: "Ice-cream eating horse with wings falls on roof. Divine and government shenanigans ensues." The Inheritance Cycle could be reviewed in the papers under the following title: "How To Train Your Dragon: If Hiccup Chose Toothless Over Astrid." The Guardians of Childhood Series should be re-titled: "A Band of Mary Sues Fight Powered Hitler, Because Now Suddenly Hitler Supports the Rights of Wolves. Don't Worry, Band is Led By Slavery Supporter." Unless you want me to shut up, I have more. Feel free to use them or trash them.
How is he going top this going forward?
that is an outright lie, THE KURDS DID IN FACT FIGHT ON THE ALLIED SIDE IN THE second world war
The best, most epic, awesome, classic “f*ck you” ever of all time.
You guys should absolutely find the Eat Sh!t Bob Bonus Check Guy and give him some sort of real bonus.
As a nurse, I walk this in a night and do not pee sometimes for 12 hours or eat, and I get yelled at and have to make sure everyone I take care of is alright, pain free, and breathing. Cry me a damn river.
The ending is epic and they really outdid themselves. Well done John Oliver and all the supporting people to pull this off.
My fellow Americans I beg you to read an article I found that will take about two minutes. "Beyond Reason: Mental Retardation: An Overview." It explains everything about Trump and why he does what he does. One of the first things it says is that many mentally retarded people look as normal as you and me and many have no morals because they don't understand what they are. And it says that many also look up to figures in authority. Trump has known Putin for 35 years and still doesn't know that Putin hates America and to spit on us he put Trump in the White House. And it explains to me why he has any followers. It's because so many are willingly ignorant like he is. He has a very limited vocabulary and that's why he can't read books, documents and can't use a computer. Too complicated or he could have found out about the Bidens himself. And it's why he has to have an aide to help him with his tweets. And he keeps trying to make friends with Alpha males. And it's the reason he knows hardly anything about any countries history let alone ours. And what Mr. Oliver just showed is proof of that and we've seen it before. That's why he watched hours of tv everyday when he bothers to show up at 11 a.m. I believe lately he's been watching porn because of some things he's said. Like using the word, "tantalizing," incorrectly. Even Nancy explained a word to him she knew he wouldn't understand. It's also why his Father never understood him because they never had him tested to see why he was a bully and cheated in school. And Putin knows it so he's told Xi and Kim how to get what they want from Trump. Just feed his ego and it's worked! Every time he sees Kim, Kim asks something from him. Kim even tortured an American skier and then got $2,000,000.00 from Trump to have him released. But they poisoned him first and sent him home where he died. And Trump doesn't care and still says nice things about the psychopath Kim. Kim has had murdered hundreds of North Koreans and even bombed one of North Korea's subs with the crew in it. Then he told the people that America and South Korea did it because we want to start a war with North Korea. He's got to justify starving the common people so the horrible taxes he gets from them for his huge army is justified. Remember when Trump, like the little spoiled boy that he is, wanted his own parade? A draft dodger who was told it would cost tens of millions but once again he didn't care. I could go on and on but I'm Trumped out tonight. Please send this article to your Senators and those you care about. Thank you. Songs
“They put chemicals in the water that make the friggin frogs gay!!!” Trump: ‘Alright nobody drink the water. It’s friggin gay juice that’s making people like Lindsey Graham gay.’
Sheriff douche bag asshole
*I don't know why anyone would want to live in the USA unless they have no other options.* It's ironic that Trump names "shithole countries" when he's the leader of one of the biggest shithole countries!
The whole bullshit crypto-market is the reason I haven't been able to afford a damn graphics card for the last 5 years, so I'm quite pleased to see that they're mostly burning and dying out, that shit has got to go. It was absolute insanity from the very start; they invented a form of currency that is completely non-physical, has zero stable value, and can be magically "mined' from the aether of the internet in ways the average computer user could never even begin to comprehend.
Calling multiculturalism a "cancer"? Wow!
Can I throw up now?
WTF - John Oliver is a warmongering right winger now? When did this happen?
Never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are
Slapp suits are a very very American thing. You try to file a Slapp suit in Europe, the court official will laugh in your face.
Not unique to USA, but certainly most common in English based legal systems. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_lawsuit_against_public_participation
is it winning a lawsuit if they dropped the suit? like can i just ask that?? idk when you threaten to beat up an autistic grizzly bear and he simply lays down, can you say hey i beat that grizzly bears ass!
9:38 When did Archie Bunker become a medical examiner?
The current year, it’s the fallacious source well for John Oliver’s bullshit
You'd think being wealthy as sin would make insults roll off one's back. But apparently being wealthy and powerful makes it more likely one is a whiny baby.
Best to watch on Mute.
What is it going to take to get these evil people off the air? They're all filthy rich and pay no taxes which is very wrong. They don't need multi million dollar homes, rolls Royce or jets. So many elderly people are homeless, families with kids. Help those really needing help.
Another Intellectual Idiot wearing Depend.
John Oliver sings truth to power.
Just pure fucking gold.
Please do one one the Sri Lankan political situation. It needs to be recognised globally.
Pam spoke at my middle school, what a crazy bitch. My dad sat through her speech too we laughed about it and agreed she was 100% wrong.
john oliver:the OG whistleblower
21:03 There you are. Until they make it a separate video that's the fast route to the good stuff.
2:21 Harvey Weinstein fans in the audience. 12:56 wouldve been a much better moment to boo
I'm glad that I am not the only one that watched this and immediately thought "Monty Python"!
Wow,!! Since when ,did the Crist travel in luxury,and ask for money.instead he had no place to rest his head just like the foxes in the wildness.
Trump was eager to open up libel laws, until it was mentioned that he himself would be vulnerable. He hasn’t spoken about it since.
This episode is one of the best examples I've ever seen of why communism just does not work. How horrible. American may not be perfect but but christ am I glad I grew up in a place that at least strives toward democracy and free market.
H actually is a key, it’s what cool people call B flat.
Why is there no way to file a counter-suit for the purposeful intent to waste someones time and money with a SLAPP suit? It seems to me that being able to file a lawsuit against people for doing this would be a viable tactic to prevent it. It could probably be justified as harassment.
Frankly, filing a SLAPP suit should be considered criminal extortion.
Steven Tyler is a good singer, okay?
Mathematical Beauty versus City Planning and Taxation: Often the question arises as to the nature of mathematical beauty. On this question, I tend to disagree that there is anything but mathematical beauty. Let me present a few examples. What if, for instance, there was no uniformity to sheets of paper, and it was all irregular scraps? What if there were no well-planned fonts and only scribbles? What if there was no color-wheel to measure paints? What if every time you went to buy a hamburger you got a different size of meat and paid a different price? Mathematics means a well-fitting shirt versus an irregular scrap of cloth. It means a satisfying measure of alcohol versus a randomly mixed drink. Mathematics means a well-planned and metered verse versus a junket of slang. Our bodies are prone to irregular physics, think if there were no levers or wheels to align our bodies and simplify moving items when we work. Without mathematics, there would be no music to align our senses and please us. What if the street you walked on in the city were unplanned and random? In short, mathematics means a higher aesthetic and a transcendental understanding; one in which the better thing in life and society could not exist without. What if our bodies had no symmetry and we had seven fingers on one hand and four on the other, three legs and five arms? When a society begins to state that it is against mathematical fundamentals I tend to question that society as to its validity. Many times mathematical progress is inhibited because of methods of cheating and crookery that will subsequently be exposed. By not teaching math in the schools, citizens had (or, have) no idea what their fair share of anything was or even how to do a simple trade-oriented task.
I am suing HBO my jaw just got dislocated and I pissed myself to dehydration.
Washington state anti-SLAPP statute: RCW 4.24.525 - penalty for SLAPP laws are costs of litigation, attorney’s fees, and 10k additional penalty
It's treason then.
*laughs in Irish gaelige, Hindi, American
Should have included a photo of Trump in the world's most dangerous individuals picture.
This is quit possibly the best episode of LWT.
The size of that forehead at 8:35
Ol Bob sounds like a major league A-Hole.
Teletubbies were already creepy. I am not surprised there. But tea? And to be fair... swastikas and guys with terrible moustaches have been around even before Hitler was born... one of those could have been accidental. Someone just saw a swastika and a guy with a terrible moustache and thought "hmm... those two would pair nicely". The rest of the propaganda stuff would have probably been purposeful though. Especially the teletubbies piece.
Polotcdnd are puppet for the righ
Please Bob, keep giving John more free material. I heard he's wanting to make a movie.
If French kids weren't trying in the 90s in math and science.... they must be negative trying now. Going to school in is to be barraged with "meh, don't wanna do it". Last year one of my classmates was sat behind me counting the profits from his weed dealing, with the "product" on full display. So i got my first (and so far only) wiff of weed during the "if you fail this you'll never get a good job" french test. Because to get an engineering job were you will work in English and never even see French outside of work, you need at least 75% French score. I also have no idea what its like in other countries, but in france you now need a DEGREE to sling burgers at McDo.
I like what we have in Washington: it is 100% paper ballots, you have to either mail back the filled in ballot or drop it off at city hall before the deadline. There is no polling station. I don't know exactly how the vote counting works, but we don't have to worry about someone messing with voting machines or them failing due to lack of maintenance. You can hack anything, but you can't hack a pen.
This is just.... Absolutely fabulous.
That was great!
I wonder what this show will be in 2024 when Trump leaves office.
Bob Murray is secretly a Sith lord.
John deserves a Tony.
I wish I had a friend who had the same name as Bob Murry. I would send him that musical number after every slightest disagreement. "Oh, you don't like pineapple on pizza? ALLOW ME TO WELCOME THE 'SUCK MY BALLS BOB' DANCERS!"
Donald Trump pulled out of Syria faster than Stormi Daniels
Imagine seeing this being filmed in Time’s Square oh my god
I can only imagine their lawyers face when they approached them with this segment - "Oh no, not again!"
I am a person who deeply despises brutal punsihment. I think the death penalty is outrageous and the concept of hell is an insult to the human race. I go as far as not even wishing that Hitler burned in hell. But this clip is making me seriously rethink my position, not with Hitler but with Trump
If you every get the time, read up on the 1904 Olympic Marathon in St. Louis. It was freaking nuts. People coughing up blood due to vehicles kicking up dust on the road, strychnine being used as a racing aid. It was insane. My dad used to do marathons and was talking about the one in St. Louis following the 1904 path (it was grueling with all the hills), and we ended up looking up the first one and just cracking up at the insanity through dinner.
This was incredible! I never want to miss an episode again.
Actually, kudos to Prince Jordan Tyson for coming clean.
I loved those tip toeing 'gators. XD "Pancakes: The Undeniable Fuel of Life." That should be a thing in pancake advertisement.
Obviously Rand had a biggggggg influence on corporate own politicians Democrat and Republican in Washington, D.C. !! And still the 🐑 🐑 sheep can't wrap they're empty heads around that Fact ?
I fucking love John Oliver
Is not libel, if it can be proven true. 😉
Best episode ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Furries should file a Cease & Desist for his name rhyming with their subculture.
Robert Murray, coal goblin, is a rapist murderer who should be in jail.
The craziest thing EVER on This Week. Well done. EAT SHIT BOB !
You know those scenes in Newsroom where they talk about being sued...Well that's HBO now lol.
I bet he not even in his wildest dreams imagined the same trump will become the president.
the same can be said for the associated press, but they’re on your side.... so fuck telling the truth?
You can hear John's frustration in the last "Eat shit, Bob" line.
I’m sorry dude, UK is a country🙄
Can we have a special cut since 21:00?